sadistic-writer-desu

1) It's poorly written. Stephen King can back me up on SMeyer being a horrible writer. 2) Those are not vampires, they're sparkly fags. And by fag, I don't mean gay, I mean fag. 3) Edward is a 107 year old virgin. Can you say pathetic? 4) Bella has no redeeming qualities; she's a very weak main character. Physically she isn't strong. She can't run away right even; she trips too much. She's not smart, either, she's almost brain dead (come on, how long did it take her to figure out Edward was a vampire again?). She's not very pretty. She's not nice; she treats her friends horribly, and wants nothing to do with normal boys who aren't monsters